Well I didnt think this would go on as a series. But its quite early in the morning and I am already in form
Scene 1:
From office. Conversation between senior journalist and me. He starts.
“Had you been around Patoor yesterday?”
“Panakka?”
“No Patoor”
“Who Sir?”
“You”
“Oh me in Patoor? Err I dont know Sir. I have been to East Fort”
“Yeah? Through Patoor?”
“Err I dont know that”
“Oh??”
Pause where colleague lets it known that me and directions never got along well.
“Ok I saw you there in an autorickshaw”
“Oh..”
Pause for 5 minutes – brilliant brain thinks back
“Oh oh yes yes I have been to Patoor”
Its an old story by now. “Eh?”
“I was there. For my dentist appointment”
Laugh. Hmph.
Scene 2:
Internet connection lost in office. Everyone checks on it. Its fixed within a few minutes the announcement of which I totally missed.
So five minutes later I come up with my brilliant discovery
“Net kitti net kitti” (“we have got Internet, we have got Internet”)
Laugh. Hmph.
Scene 3:
From yesterday. An online friend N came home. No no I was at my charming best and made no mistakes. Unfortunately N remembers one of the first calls he had made
“Hi, Are you busy?”
I assume for some reason that N who had my number stored in his cell would call and ask me if I was ‘Busy’
“No I am Cris”
Cause of course to brilliant Cris’s mind Busy should sound like just another name. My explanation is that I heard it Lissy. But noone would believe me anyway.