I suffer, I suffer.
“From what milady?”
Fancy pal Jim popped up from nowhere, I should find out how he does that (and stop it!).
“It is a disease Jim.”
“Does it have a name?”
“Ye some call it amnesia, some call it dementia, some call it alzh… alzh.. err it is complicated”
“Gotcha. You lost memory”
“I did not! Just a wee bit on the outer side.”
“It has sides?”
“Oh yea it is a huge mass which comes with an inside and an outside.”
“Really? Enlighten me.”
“You see, the inside is like a bank. You save your best moments in there. So anytime you want to have one, you unlock it and get one out.”
“So the outside?”
“It is the less wanted ones, like the stuff you carry in your purse – bus tickets, chewing gums, bills, you know the lot.”
“So why worry? Better to have it erased aint it?”
“No! You never know when the bill would come back to you and say ‘Remember me?'”
“Or it could say ‘how you doin’ ”
“Jim you are missing the point.”
“Oh right. You would not remember the bill.”
“No and it becomes harder when, unlike your purse, the ‘outside’ of memory holds people.”
“You forgot people?”
“Not all of them.”
“Oh yea, you forgot Bill.”
“Come on I am serious. There are these people Jim, I know I have seen them somewhere but I can’t place them. And problem is, they remember me!”
“I get it. It is what I call the debtor’s theory. People always remember their debtors, but debtors never remember people.”
“Jim”
“Ok ok you have no money”
“Jim!”
“I mean no debts”
“Better.”
“So what is the trouble”
“They smile, I smile. They call by name, I smile. They ask questions, I smile.”
“A little too cheerful perhaps.”
“What is happening to me?”
“You must be dying.”
“No I am not!”
“Oh well, no harm in hoping.”
“That’s it! You are dead.”
“Hey but I am your pal. Remember me? The good-lookin guy called Jim…… Ooooooooooouch!”