Disclaimer: Added later because a couple of cousins suggested that this post looks like a desperate plea for attention! Let me add in big block letters LIGHTER VEIN! It has absolutely no “hidden meanings” calling the attention of anyone to please propose to me! Please proceed to read only if you are in touch with your sense of humor!
Reasons why Cris is still single. Because she:
1. Acts like a joker most of the time, never a serious moment recorded in her life. Men seem to prefer serious women as life partners, not jokers, rotten studies say.
2. Presents a paper to the occasional culprit who crosses the can-bear-joker stage, the reasons why he shouldn’t proceed. She didn’t realize men take these papers quite seriously.
3. Has been cited to display incredible talent to be a ‘pal’, a male-like companion
4. Gives out a very strong anti-marriage, anti-romantic image that puts all males 10 miles away.
5. Is older than most single men she meets and old woman-young man rule, though stylish, has few followers in Kerala. Neither found a place in Cris’s old fashioned mind. Maybe time to rebuild mind with new fashion.
6. Many more, but decided not to plunge into depression on a lovely Sunday, which has already given enough pain in the tummy! (that’s another story we are not going to talk about).