Story of a lost journalist

June 19, 2011

Reasons why Cris is still single

Filed under: Daily Rot — Cris @ 18:19

Disclaimer: Added later because a couple of cousins suggested that this post looks like a desperate plea for attention! Let me add in big block letters LIGHTER VEIN! It has absolutely no “hidden meanings” calling the attention of anyone to please propose to me! Please proceed to read only if you are in touch with your sense of humor!

Reasons why Cris is still single. Because she:

1. Acts like a joker most of the time, never a serious moment recorded in her life. Men seem to prefer serious women as life partners, not jokers, rotten studies say.

2. Presents a paper to the occasional culprit who crosses the can-bear-joker stage, the reasons why he shouldn’t proceed. She didn’t realize men take these papers quite seriously.

3. Has been cited to display incredible talent to be a ‘pal’, a male-like companion

4. Gives out a very strong anti-marriage, anti-romantic image that puts all males 10 miles away.

5. Is older than most single men she meets and old woman-young man rule, though stylish, has few followers in Kerala. Neither found a place in Cris’s old fashioned mind. Maybe time to rebuild mind with new fashion.

6. Many more, but decided not to plunge into depression on a lovely Sunday, which has already given enough pain in the tummy! (that’s another story we are not going to talk about).

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16 Comments »

  1. 😀 You will get one if you get a date instead of a lunch! 😀

    Comment by Srijith Vijayamohan — June 19, 2011 @ 20:31 | Reply

  2. c chechi need to know more on point six:-)

    Comment by sreeku — June 19, 2011 @ 21:47 | Reply

  3. Lol !

    Comment by Rittu J Jacob — June 19, 2011 @ 23:12 | Reply

  4. ROFL 🙂 Should I say I can identify with most except may be 1 n 2 🙂

    Comment by Dhanya — June 20, 2011 @ 00:42 | Reply

  5. May be the men are foolish…. 🙂

    Comment by Arun — June 20, 2011 @ 03:43 | Reply

  6. so you hv to display the so called “exquisitely feminine” qualities ofcourse defined by males, right?

    Comment by maithreyi — June 20, 2011 @ 11:22 | Reply

  7. being tom boyish doesnt kill the feminine qualitites in you dear…. 🙂 the cris i know in school had a lot of feminine shades…. :))

    Comment by Sumi — June 20, 2011 @ 14:39 | Reply

  8. nonsensical bullshit! who wants the opinions of rotten tomatoes judging you! You go girl! Cheers!

    Comment by Rasika Ramesh — June 22, 2011 @ 02:55 | Reply

  9. Haha ..good one …

    Comment by gaavan — July 3, 2011 @ 16:46 | Reply

  10. Thats a Gud One 😀

    Comment by rossringsRoshna — July 19, 2011 @ 13:35 | Reply

    • @Roshna: thanks hehe

      Comment by Cris — August 30, 2011 @ 15:59 | Reply

  11. Being a joker (and hence seeing the lighter side of life) is the in thing these days!
    Ah, look who is talking.

    Comment by oneirodynic — July 22, 2011 @ 15:42 | Reply

    • @oneirodynic: is it? then how come i am still the “out thing”?

      Comment by Cris — August 30, 2011 @ 16:01 | Reply

  12. 🙂 LOL!

    Comment by umd — July 22, 2011 @ 19:57 | Reply

  13. good one Cris!! and nice to see you blog

    Comment by ammusree — September 16, 2011 @ 09:48 | Reply

  14. Many things about Cris are reasoned well by the post, but for one.
    Why Cris is still single?
    And I believe the reason is simple and clear, Cris wants Cris to be Single, and Cris don’t want to miss the Miss(Ms.Cris) in Cris.

    Nb: whenever I type ‘Cris’, my BlackBerry predicts ‘Crisis’, Don’t know whether it is a Joke or a Warning. :).

    Comment by Javed Miandad — December 19, 2011 @ 16:29 | Reply


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