Story of a lost journalist

January 6, 2010

Theory on relationships

Filed under: People,Theory — Cris @ 04:30

Latest theory formed by the Cris School of Relationships is that everyone who is in a relationship becomes helplessly immature. Study of varied specimen and speciwomen proved that every little thing seems like a volcanic gigantic problem at the time.
Cure: none so far since absence of the above symptom means relationship ceases to exist (or one of them is cheating).

Disclaimer: Theory comes from study/observation of sample pieces and has no direct link to author’s personal life.

Note: The author shall not take any consultations (no bar for consultation/thank-you charges).



  1. Cris,
    We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

    Comment by muralee maadhav — January 6, 2010 @ 05:35 | Reply

    • @muralee woah that was a ‘weird’ful comment! I guess you could call it that!

      Comment by admin — January 8, 2010 @ 00:35 | Reply

  2. my my! what words of wisdom from so young a soul:-)
    may 2010 be a wonderful year for u cris.

    Comment by kochuthresiamma p j — January 6, 2010 @ 06:03 | Reply

    • @KT: hehe :D. Thanks KT, wish the same for you!

      Comment by admin — January 8, 2010 @ 00:34 | Reply

  3. Crissie…. so lemme ask yu thos who r not in a relationship, like lets take yu!!
    Do yu think yu are matured??? πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

    Comment by Akshaya — January 6, 2010 @ 10:07 | Reply

    • @Peekiri: Ahem… I am the motherhood of maturity darling. I couldnt help it.. I was born that way!

      Comment by admin — January 8, 2010 @ 00:34 | Reply

  4. Do they invite guest lecturers at the Cris school of Relationships? I’d like to apply. I don’t have much practical knowledge on relationships and I hope that this school is also based on the format of the numerous Engineering colleges in Kerala where inexperienced people are considered qualified enough to teach! πŸ˜›

    Comment by usha — January 9, 2010 @ 18:00 | Reply

    • @usha: You are welcome any time girl! Take all of them lectures you want! And practical knowledge? We are better off without it πŸ˜€

      Comment by admin — January 10, 2010 @ 12:34 | Reply

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