Story of a lost journalist

April 26, 2008

The break-up

Filed under: Jim and Me Conversations — Cris @ 03:10

I was trying to come up with a story today. My fancy pal Jim was trying to help me. At least that’s what I thought he was built for!

“Daniel was a boy who lived in D. That’s my first line Jim”

“What’s D?”

“Name of the city he lived in”

“That’s a short name”

“I will expand it later dummy. So my second line… He picked up gooseberries and planted… errr… mud trees”

“Mud trees?”

“Err yea. They… they grow in mud”

“Oh yea! I bet he also planted some plastic trees and later cut them all down for porcelain trees!”

“Alright I blew it. What do I do? I am losing my story writing skills!”

“So? You lost something you never had”

“You cruel imbecile!”

“Yes Cris”

“I am never talking to you in a billion years”

“Yes Cris”

“After I finish this story that is”

“Of course Cris”

“Don’t act smart! You know how long a billion years is?”

“It’s a million with 3 extra zeroes”

“I… well it could be. But do you know how long that means I am not going to talk to you”

“Yea 17 hours”

“What? Where did 17 come from?”

“That’s how long you will sleep for the night before you wake up and say ‘Jim I hate mornings’ and I tell you ‘Cris its 4 pm’”

 I guess everyone has figured it out by now. I didn’t actually wait for a billion years to talk to Jim again. But he was wrong. I woke up 5 hours after turning in and said ‘Jim don’t you love waking up at 4’. Turned out he didn’t.

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4 Comments »

  1. You have nothing to do?? :oO: Your blogging is now going @ 2posts/day!!!

    Comment by Srijith — April 26, 2008 @ 11:26 | Reply

  2. Finally somone figured that out. Now probably somebody will offer me a job :p

    Comment by Cris — April 27, 2008 @ 08:30 | Reply

  3. Yea!! And tell me if you get a job this way.. I’l quit my studies and start blogging! 😀

    Comment by Srijith — April 27, 2008 @ 12:40 | Reply

  4. I love it when you are with JIM.. Nice One..

    After all you Managed to find a Job with your Blog 🙂

    Comment by Javed Miandad — January 16, 2012 @ 22:40 | Reply


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