Story of a lost journalist

February 20, 2007

Change of plans

Filed under: Fiction — Cris @ 15:54

Alright this is the third time! I have got to stop doing this!
I am nearing 20! I cant be as immature as this!
What will my reputation be? What will they call me? Woman-dumper? No its the other way.
Dumped-by-all-women! Sigh

They all seem to like me at first. I am not so modest so I will admit I am pretty good looking heheh. Women cant resist my good looks. But that is all they cant seem to resist. Once they know me a little more, they seem too anxious to say “I am sorry Kevin but we should stop this”.
What is it? Am I too dumb? I cant be! I feel I think like a genius.

Good looks, intelligence, good humour! Simple, loving, affectionate guy. What else could they want? Sigh I will never understand women! If I were a girl, I should feel so lucky in finding someone like me!

Maybe this shows big people like me should remain single. Maybe we have a bigger purpose in life. Women and marriage could mess it up. I thought of Einstein. But dont wanna bring him here cause he married twice. Maybe he would have done a lot more if he were not married!
Yes thats it! I am going to be a singleton. A solitary being. No marital bonds. No earthly responsibilites. Freedom yes. Life would be so good. No women at all. Ah yes.
I could spend more time with the guys. I could smoke like I want with no girl poking me about it. I could go to the movies and dance like I want without getting a raised eye brow. I dont always have to be “caring”. “Oh Kevin dont you care? Oh kevin” I have had enough! Half the time I have no clue what they want! I cant believe I let myself wander in the company of such irritating creatures! Have I no self-respect? Shame!

Oh Jughead! Oh other non-married men who knows what peace is! Let me follow your path! No Sir no women for Kevin. None. No..oh oh.I see a black frock. Ach! My head aches. No women right? Yes but oh the black frock! Why does she have to be so cute! And oh no she is smiling at me! Bad sign!
Strength! Will power! Where are all those things? She will dump me for sure! Oh but the eyes. The curly hair. Why did you make me so weak oh Lord!
No women no women no women “oh heyyyyy there Miss. Hi My name is Kevin, you new here?”
(There I go again..Will talk to you after she dumps me! See ya!)

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6 Comments »

  1. hahahaa…lolzzz this was really nice crissie 🙂

    Comment by just a jester — February 21, 2007 @ 08:59 | Reply

  2. Good One Crisie!

    Comment by Gov — February 23, 2007 @ 18:16 | Reply

  3. We dont like this big breaks between ur new blog entries 😉

    Comment by Gov — February 23, 2007 @ 18:19 | Reply

  4. Happpy bdayyyyyyyyyyy bloggyyyyy!!!!!!!!!1

    U r 1 yr old

    congwats crissieeeee 🙂

    Comment by just a jester — February 27, 2007 @ 15:39 | Reply

  5. If I were a girl, I should feel so lucky in finding someone like me!

    Oh dear cwiski, How many times I’ve thought the same thought as Kevin… 🙂

    another non- autobio, “stepping-in-someone-else’s-shoes” stowy fwom ye… goodie

    jester sayin its Ur blogie’s rappy bday… So,
    Rappy Wappy Bday dear Blogie n heawty Congwats dear Cwiski…

    Comment by jest a juster — March 1, 2007 @ 16:11 | Reply

  6. Finished reading the first year of your blogging.. Good.. Simple yet entertaining and some inspirational..

    About the guy, he runs after beauty, beauty is a ll very well at first sight but whoever looks at it , it is home 3 days.. GBS was right when he said that..

    Comment by Javed Miandad — January 26, 2011 @ 08:30 | Reply


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