Story of a lost journalist

December 16, 2006

Girl Vs Green

Filed under: Being another — Cris @ 05:27

I have got a yellow ball, a blue bottle, a black coffee mug and a pink bag on my desk. Oh to add on, a blue cell phone and a transparent clock. One thing is for sure. My desk is mighty colorful.
Now I better not try make a story out of these. If I did what would it be? The ball was bored and jumped into the bottle, the bottle fell down and the mobile got wet. The cup took the mobile in and the clock watched it all; the pink bag sighed! Ulp!

Ok no stories. I’ll leave the ball and its gang alone.
What else have we got here for a story. Just saw a plant in here that seems to have been here for some time now. Hey life’d be pretty boring if you were a plant now wouldnt it.
Ok I have got it. I could write about a plant thinking.

So I am a plant. My name is hmm Green. I am a girl plant (:-D)
People think I am sad cause I have nothing to do all day but sit in my red pot and not move. Oh but they dont know I could think. They think I am a dumb thing that photosynthesize and pollinate and does nothing brilliant. Only if I had a couple of legs and a few muscles, I’d show them who is dumb!
I mean the least you’d expect them to do is show some respect to us plants who give them their life-giving oxygen. What if we decide we will stop giving out oxygen. What will these intelligent things do then? I’d like to see that!

Oh dont get the impression I am an angry little plant. The way a girl just looked at me got me frustarted. She jumps around and goes to her seat and types how dull it is to be a plant! How wicked is that! And she was the one who tried to make a story of a yellow ball! Look who is talking about dumbness! And I dont care if there is no such word!

Hey, I have a feeling this is somehow coming back to me! Me the human that is! And not in a pleasing way!
I’d like to wind up here and stop all story-attempts for a while!
So long!

Yeah girl mark your days!
Grrrr-ingly, Ms Green Plant!



  1. Hey Ms. Green… I know this girl… I don’t think she is rude… Still different people different perceptions…

    And girl… thanks for visiting my blog… I thought at first it was somebody who went through random blogs…

    After reading the previous post… I found out…

    I liked the ball-mobile-bag etc story…

    Comment by InTeGeR — December 16, 2006 @ 11:35 | Reply

  2. experimentin with science fiction eh, crissie? photosynththtth(what was tht)….all these though technical words…..whew!!!! 😛

    Comment by just a jester — December 18, 2006 @ 02:57 | Reply

  3. experimentin with science fiction eh, crissie? photosynththtth(what was tht)….all these though technical words…..whew!!!! 😛

    Comment by just a jester — December 18, 2006 @ 02:58 | Reply

  4. Sorry for using this space, but i have no other way to contact this person. Hi JK, i am missing you.. Could you please send the link again…

    Comment by Anonymous — December 18, 2006 @ 14:30 | Reply

  5. haha i liked it:))
    whtever be the theme, you write it beautifully

    Comment by Rhythm — December 19, 2006 @ 10:06 | Reply

  6. Bootiful- Your graf is going upwards, for sure

    Comment by jest a juster — December 22, 2006 @ 15:08 | Reply

  7. this was a fresh idea from you. Better than most of your previous posts 🙂 Good work

    Comment by prem — December 24, 2006 @ 08:55 | Reply

  8. Girl, when you put your words into the mouth of a 1 and half year old infant, I was amused. Now that you have repeated the magic by making a tree talk, I am dumbfounded! Hats off Cris. Amazing creativity, fertile imagination and a mastery of the language to boot. At-a- girl, way to go. Discarding software engineering in the trash bin, in favour of a career in writing is, ostensibly the most sensible thing you ever did. Don’t go away!

    Comment by idiot of indian origin — October 1, 2009 @ 02:31 | Reply

    • @IOIO, thanks a lot for that!It came just at a time when I needed some encouragement! Thanks!

      Comment by Cris — October 1, 2009 @ 12:58 | Reply

  9. :p

    Comment by Javed Miandad — January 18, 2011 @ 23:01 | Reply

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